I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I porn was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or bokeh sex worker.
Now, crot according to this new study from the porn ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know memek and bokep all men dread porn – the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, porn and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, crot she’s memek far more likely to gently crot sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid bokeh super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, crot and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound crot familiar, bokep ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 bokep after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.
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