I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or porn sex worker.
Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all bokeh men dread bokep – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, porn and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for bokeh a fragile porn male ego, crot she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It crot was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, bokeh and porn that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the bokeh finishing line, crot so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males bokep that they were fertile and crot keen to memek copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re porn not, bokep then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.
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